- Self-love is the greatest of all flatterers. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
- Clothes don’t make the man. – Unknown
- Vanity blossoms but bares no fruit. – Nepalese Proverb
- If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. – Tunisian Proverb
- Vanity is a weakness. I know this. It’s a shallow dependence on the exterior self, on how one looks instead of what one is. – Dennis Lehane
- Nobody is perfect. – Unknown
- The fly on the water buffalo’s back thinks he is taller than the water buffalo. – Tagalog
- A big tree attracts the gale. – Chinese Proverb
- It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. – Chinese Proverb
- The wise through excess of wisdom is made a fool. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Vanity can easily overtake wisdom. It usually overtakes common sense. – Julian Casablancas
- Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty. – Louis Kronenberger
- We say little if not egged on by vanity. – Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld
- What makes the vanity of others insupportable is that it wounds our own. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
- His bark is worse than his bite. – George Herbert
- It is naturally given to all men to esteem their own inventions best. – Thomas More
- We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don’t care for. – Marie Ebner-Eschenbach
- No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself. – Anthony Trollope
- There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth. – Edward Bulwer-Lytton
- Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. – Joseph Conrad
- Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired – even I who write this, and you who read this. – Blaise Pascal
- There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass. – William Shakespeare
- I’m not the greatest; I’m the double greatest. Not only do I knock ’em out, I pick the round. – Muhammad Ali
- Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself. – Franklin D. Roosevelt
- The cat would eat fish but would not get her feet wet. – Geoffrey Chaucer
- It is difficult to esteem a man as highly as he would wish. – Unknown
- All that glitters is not gold. – Latin Proverb
- Every ass loves to hear himself bray. – English
- Pride makes us esteem ourselves; vanity makes us desire the esteem of others. – Hugh Blair
- One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about. – Bertrand Russell
- There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it. – Mark Twain
- We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at all. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
- Clean your finger before you point at my spots. – Benjamin Franklin
- There are two kinds of people in this world: people who want to be desired, and people who want to be desired so much that they pretend they don’t. – Rabih Alameddine
- We think we are being interesting to others when we are being interesting to ourselves. – Jack Gardner
- Our vanity is the constant enemy of our dignity. – Madame Anne Sophie Swetchine
- It is better to enjoy the cool breeze of others waving your flag, than to suffer the sweat of doing it yourself. – L.D. Seese
- The drum makes a great fuss because it is empty. – Trinidadian Proverb
- The vanity of others runs counter to our taste only when it runs counter to our vanity. – Friedrich Nietzsche
- Vanity is the quicksand of reason. – George Sand
- Clouds that thunder, do not always rain. – Armenian Proverb
- However anxious one is to reach one’s goal, one can excuse delays on the route when these are caused by ovations. – Alexandre Dumas
- Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you. – Miguel de Unamuno
- They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
- Empty vessels make the most sound. – John Lydgate
- No one can make us feel inferior without our consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt
- Vanity is often the unseen spur. – William Makepeace Thackeray